Warrior Princess

Unfortunately, Fred Claus was Vince Vaughn. Enough said.

Granted, but Steven Tyler does a hard-core stage dive and no one catches him--well, no one except you. I wish I would stop having dreams about people getting their throats ...

Banned for causing an explosion in the shape of a rock-and-roll hand.

I'd grab some friends, leave my parents an apologetic note, and gooooooooooo!!!! What if you went to a crazy party, had a little too much to drink, and woke up ...

6/10, like it but don't quite get it.

Well, it would be a waste of time to critique this; besides, there's really not that much that needs to be changed. The poem is vague, yes, but abstract is ...

Banned for subjecting that poor cat to first being stuffed in cardboard and then having its face licked by a puppy.

Oh, you mean like that corrupt-a-wish business? Crap. I'd go find me another genie; to heck with that one! What if you got locked in your school overnight?

Granted, but now you are gay. :mrgreen: I wish my brother wasn't so much more popular than me.

Banned for knowing that was Hobbes when I had forgotten his name. XD

Granted, but now they are so simple, life is essentially meaningless. I wish I could go to prom this year. :(

Wow, I like this a lot! It looks kind of like stuff I used to draw, only better. :mrgreen: THe hair is especially good. I'm a terrible art critic so ...

Meleah- Walking When Kyle offered to walk me to my first class, the voice in my head immediately began chanting, Don't screw this up. Don't screw this up. Don't screw ...

Bahahahaha. I absolutely heart this. I found the parts about shooting at virtual foes and frying your brain particularly amusing, as I find myself hanging out with gamers more than ...

^^^Forsakinshadow, you're a cutie. ;) Here is me (center) and my ladies Gabbi (left) and Alina (right) right before our "Schoolhouse Rock: LIVE" performance. 100_0288.JPG